{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Marasuchus","displaytitle":"Marasuchus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q133233","titles":{"canonical":"Marasuchus","normalized":"Marasuchus","display":"Marasuchus"},"pageid":4148016,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Marasuchus.JPG/330px-Marasuchus.JPG","width":320,"height":162},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1c/Marasuchus.JPG","width":1323,"height":668},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282418785","tid":"6f86110b-0a19-11f0-8e81-268b6e5f6afe","timestamp":"2025-03-26T08:08:01Z","description":"Extinct genus of reptiles","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasuchus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasuchus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasuchus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marasuchus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasuchus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Marasuchus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marasuchus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marasuchus"}},"extract":"Marasuchus is a genus of basal dinosauriform archosaur which is possibly synonymous with Lagosuchus. Both genera lived during the Late Triassic in what is now La Rioja Province, Argentina. Marasuchus contains a single species, Marasuchus lilloensis.","extract_html":"
Marasuchus is a genus of basal dinosauriform archosaur which is possibly synonymous with Lagosuchus. Both genera lived during the Late Triassic in what is now La Rioja Province, Argentina. Marasuchus contains a single species, Marasuchus lilloensis.
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Azadi is the fourth studio album and the fifth overall album of the Pakistani sufi rock band, Junoon. The album was released in 1997 and established the Sufi rock sound that the band pioneered on their previous album, Inquilaab. The album was popular worldwide, bringing fame to Junoon.
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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