{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
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