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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

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